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thelittlemermaid Profile Information

Why? I'm not a bloody newspaper...
Age 41 From Camden Town, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Was gonna write a clever & witty poem about myself but i can't be bothered. I like smoking weed & singing even though im no good at it. I like many things. I'm always upto something. Random mischief & burlesque dancing are my obsessions right now...if you wanna know more just ask, i'm a friendly girl... XmwahX
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Fanged, Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Legal
My Job Title Is  
Hustler by day, Diva by night
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A pool bar. Doing something interactive breaks the ice. You could just get drunk...that can work well as long as its not over the top...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Caviar
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Film writing/directing
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Fiction, Health, History, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Eating good food till i feel uncomfortable, drinking, deciding my next tattoo, thinking up mad money making schemes, mocking religion, raving, throwing tele's out of windows, moshpits (hate the music-love the violence-its exciting)Theatre, comedy clubs, sex, buying clothes, video piracy, experimenting with my look, waiting for fairies, trying to play guitar, drunken picnics in the summer, flirting, rolling down hills, swings, chessington, chess, monopoly, dancing, chasing fox's, karaoke, costumes, youtube, telling bible bashers im a lesbian, rollerblading down oxford st on a busy saturday afternoon, bingo, buying the last 3 boxes of cornetto from sainsburys just so no-one else can have it (till they re-stock)and handing them out to random strangers... There is more but i think you get the idea...i enjoy myself

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who can see through me. I like handsome boyish/stud types who are attracted to confident women. Beyond that-who knows???
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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